|store guy:||/extensively stares at boobs|
|me:||yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?|
|store guy:||oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt|
|me:||... why are you taking your shirt off now|
|store guy:||/dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee|
|me:||/looks down at her captain america tee|
|store guy:||/happy seal-clapping|
|me:||oh my god we match|
|store guy:||if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!|
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to...
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
do you ever see photosets from a fandom you’re not a part of and want to reblog it just because it’s so pretty
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you.