I'm Nobody! Who are you? |
Are you nobody too? |
I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.
Too adorable, could not not re-blog
Coulson is in every house
(via nicodreams)
Leupagus: frightfullytreeish: au where tony is a really avant garde michilen…
au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH
and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess
(via the-rogstar)
| store guy: | /extensively stares at boobs |
| me: | yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts? |
| store guy: | oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt |
| me: | ... why are you taking your shirt off now |
| store guy: | /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee |
| me: | /looks down at her captain america tee |
| store guy: | /happy seal-clapping |
| me: | oh my god we match |
| store guy: | if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it! |
captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
COOL GIRLS DON’T LOOK AT FLYING NORSE GODS.
I DON’T USE MY HAIR DRYER ANYMORE SINCE I MET FLYING NORSE GOD.
(via thenotoriousscuttlecliff)
Coulson with a ring!
And now I want to write a fic explaining that little gold band. 8)
SECRET MARRIAGE OR DEEP COVER? 8)
(Source: thisaintmy1strodeo, via silvermoonphantom)
Movie Night
Clint ♥♥♥♥♥♥
i don’t think you all understand how much i love the idea of thor’s hair in a little bun ok
(via ladylokii)
What I saw:
I didn’t even notice him in there before.
holy shit wow
(via ichiman)
(Source: theavengerscomics, via fyeahlilbit2point0)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to...
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a...
More words of wisdom from malcolm x :-) thats exactly what mainstream media is doing!
A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.
do you ever see photosets from a fandom you’re not a part of and want to reblog it just because it’s so pretty
And now Chris...
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you.