|store guy:||/extensively stares at boobs|
|me:||yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?|
|store guy:||oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt|
|me:||... why are you taking your shirt off now|
|store guy:||/dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee|
|me:||/looks down at her captain america tee|
|store guy:||/happy seal-clapping|
|me:||oh my god we match|
|store guy:||if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!|
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