I'm Nobody! Who are you? |
Are you nobody too? |
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I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
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| store guy: | /extensively stares at boobs |
| me: | yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts? |
| store guy: | oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt |
| me: | ... why are you taking your shirt off now |
| store guy: | /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee |
| me: | /looks down at her captain america tee |
| store guy: | /happy seal-clapping |
| me: | oh my god we match |
| store guy: | if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it! |
hello there lil guy
this makes me unusually happy
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True facts about sloths [x]
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TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
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tiny snake
i
do not think this is going to work out as planned
i mean i admire your tenacity but
shh let that little baby dream ok
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YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
...
if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they...
Looking @ u, Stephen Colbert
to tha wall
i’m never really behind the whole ‘peasants’ thing but it’s really something else when les mis fandom does it
“That bear…can I have it?”
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it...